your hostess: 'Jessica Emily Starbuck.xxx

Welcome to my humble blog.

i love leopard print, lace and anything that resembles Cath Kidston.

i hate the ends of sausages. i hate opening gates. i hate it when you wake up and there's nothing for breakfast.

Happy reading!

lots of love.. Jessie.' xoxo

ahh, glorious sun. <3

July 21, 2010

Sunday, April 4, 2010

Hello Sun!!
Oh my godddd, i just had the strangest feeling ever. -- You seeee, i thought, for a split second, that i was on holiday (somewhere hothothot!), and was getting ready for breakfast!
My foundation smells beaut. Just like sun tan lotion. Yummm. ;) & the sun is shining.
i love it.

Happy Easter btw guys.
You know what that means? Eggs eggs egggssss!! BOOYAAH.
It's 08:36am, and i haven't even ate any chocolate what so ever yet. Makes a change tbh- i remember back in the day, when you didnt used to eat anything but chocolate for the entire 24 hours. Bliss. I wish i was still at that age. :( Seventeen isn't all it's cracked out to be if i'm completely honest.. Work, college, college work, more work, more college, bitchy friends, hell of alot of pressure, drivingggg. Seriously, i really cannot be doing with any of it anymore tbh. :( it's pretty sad.
Roll on summer i  say!
mm, sun- how i do love you. Please, marry me?

So, i've begun my driving lessons.. My instructor, Michelle, is pretty nice.. She looks & speaks just like Cheryl Cole. Maybe it's her, just working up some extra dosh. Who knows.. But yeah, it's harder than i thought. I just cannot concentrate on so many things at once! :( Hopefully i'll pick it up soon. I really do hope so. I'm gonna be 40 and still taking lessons.. I stalled like 10 times last week! How on earth can that be possible!! You're meant to learn from your mistakes, not proceed in making them! Hey ho- i'll try my best- i promise!

I really do love College holidays tbh.. I have done something every single day this week. It's been pretty glorious!


aah crap- late for work.
Gotta runnnnn.
--x--

 

Baby cant you see- you belong with me. :(

July 21, 2010

Tuesday, March 9, 2010


ooh, i say! Hello ;) Long time no see..
Wow. I guess that you;re missing out on the glorious lifestory of miss Jessica Starbuck, eh?

Guesssssss whattttt?
Im no longer single.
Yup, you heard right.. As much as I rant & rave about my hatred to all couples, and how public affection and loveydoveyshizz sickens me.. I've decided that it's time i had a crack at another relationship.
You'll be proud. I didnt rush straight into this one.. I took my time to get to know him, and he's the best. How the hell he puts up with me though, i'll never know! Poor lad :')
i love him.

K -- In other news, i am officially 17!
S E V E N I N E !
ALREADY.
Oh, how the time passes from when i used to bounce on my mini red & yellow trampoline, with the handle, all summer long. Gone are the times when me & rachey used to sit on blankets in the front garden, colouring.. When me & Hayleigh used to take our weekly trip to Rainbows, Mcdonalds, then bed.. Tradition. The days when we didnt have a care in the world, just went with the flow. i miss it.
My seventeenth was.. eventful.. to say the least.
Pancakes + oven + wine&beer = not a smart combo tbh.
although, on the plus side.. i didnt set the kitchen on fire & burn the house down!

Also, i have attended my monthly craaaazy party for February.
Michelle's party was completely, utterly, immense!

Yeah-- i know, it looks like a scene outa skins!
--COOLBEANS!--

k. It's been a long week. I need some sleep.
i promise to write back soon.
xxox

Listen to:
Justin Bieber - Baby.
Avril Lavigne - Alice.
Pixie Lott - Gravity.

 

Why hi there, little lady!

July 21, 2010

Sunday, February 14, 2010


asif I haven't written here in such a long while! I must take this chance to appoologise tbh..

Well, it's actually 2 days til the big one-seven & i'm pretty excited! It's so crazy that 17 years of my life has gone already.. I can actually begin learning to drive. Mad! This time next year, i'll be planning on being able to legally go out drinking.. holy shit! ;)
watch out world- here i come!

I can't really say that anything interesting has been going off recently. The only thing that's on my mind is; males and i'm pretty sure that you're bored of me going on about my problems with the opposite sex all've the time.
The basics:
There's Matt at college- he's the best & i love him tbh. :)
Then there's matt from work, Tom from work - and, wait for it.. Haydn Yeates. Fancy that! Bet you didnt think you'd be seeing any more of him did you? No? Me either. :|
So..
i like Matt (college), alot, but i cant just blow everyone else off?! Matt (work) wanted to go out for today (Valentines) for a meal. No thanks. It's too cliché! So then he wanted to go out on Tuesday -- My birthday- which is sweet, but i already have plans.. Okay, so maybe i'm avoiding him - it's better in the long-run.
Haydn - Officially declared his love for me this week. nice. Claims to have been in love with me since year 7.
scary.
so yeah. There you have it. First you have zero people liking you, there you have like 100,00.

woah- i kinda think that by writing this, my mind was already made up.

Okay-- I'm far too tired for my own liking right now & it's only the first day of the half term.
Im gonna continue this post some other time, filling you in on whatever i've missed out.

Goodnight.
xxox

Listen to: Glee Cast - Dont Stop Believin'

 

Revision? What revision?!

July 21, 2010

Monday, January 4, 2010

Aaaaah. So so so so so much revision is to be done!
This image is like half as much as i have to revise for my Psychology & Sociology exams next week.. Why have i left it so late?! Jeez. Im just stupid like that i guess?
The image uploaded above kinda has a double meaning --
The litteral; I am a ridiculous excuse of a human being and have left all my homework, coursework and revision until the veryveryvery last minute.. There's just no hope for some people :')
The metaphorical meaning; That i have all my problems piling up in the back of my mind.. i just dont really know what to do most of the time.

Im gonna leave this post here for now; & get back to you asap -- Once i do a decent amount of revision that is!

-x-
 

hellooooo hangover, goodbye New Years Day..

July 21, 2010

Saturday, January 2, 2010

Me + sambuca = a very messy bathroom & a 2 day recovery plan. End of.

Oh MY GOD! Happy new year guys! 2 days into the year & most of my resolutions have gone outa the window..
1) To eat healthily & become more active:
Failed miserably.. Woken up this morning to 4 chocolate biscuits & a hot chocolate -- came home to a Mcdonalds. epic fail.
2)
Stop being such a bitch:
Cue Darren Marshall to piss me off & make me break that one by my use of legwork to injure him. Oh. and my verbal abuse towards him would count too. another epic fail.
3)
To work hard & behave at work & college:
Half failed. (i havent had the chance to not behave at college yet..) Spent most of today stood about talking. And throwing keys through the sellotape hoop. Oops.
4) Keep my private life actually private:
Telling half've the people what actually happened -- i call that another fail.
5) The only one i've kept to -
Stay off the Sambuca!

Newyear's resolutions are a complete waste of time in my opinion. At least 50% of people give up or fail within the first 3 months. Next year, i promise that my targets will be reachable & reasonable. Maybe.

Christmas this year was pretty much just like every other day of the year. I was so unexcited, and spent most of the day stuffing my face and watching tele -- No change there then, right? Honestly, i remember every single year since i was about 4, waking up at a ridiculous time, as i was far too excited to get back to sleep. It was only three years ago that i was getting up at 3am to open my presents. Lastyear, i thought that we was mad not getting up til 5.30, but this year, thissss year -- EIGHT THIRTY! 8:30! How shocking!? I seriously considered the fact that my family had gone downstairs without me & opened the presents and come back to bed -- where was my sister!? In the end,after laying there, updating my facebook status (!!), i finally decided to get my sister up :') I was happy with everythingg that i'd recieved for Christmas tbh. Kinda shows that i was far too spoilt when i was younger.
Oooh, as well as Christmas, i went to Darren's 20th party. It was pretty good, but i was well tired. I ended up going back to Jenna's with her and laying in bed, having a good 'ode chin wag ;] it was really sweet & i learnt alot about her that i never would've thought.
Then - there was New Year's Eve. Possible the besssttttt party ever. i have never been so drunk in my life.
5 sambuca shots in a row, then a tequilla slammer, on top of about 9 apple sours shots, 2 beers and a bit of wine -- Yes, i was HAMMERED. :| eeeveryone was out of it - it was amazing. Being able to end & begin a year with my bestfriends was amazing.. i really do lovelovelove those guys more than anything.
Chelsea Walker, Grace Brown & Caroline Lewis <3

So yeah- this post was mainly to allow me to say Happy New Year, & thankyou for reading this.

Urgh -- back to college in 2days. I'm really not fancying it tbh. Roll on Feb 16th!

-x-

 

IT'S CHRIIIIISTMAAAAASSSSSS!

July 21, 2010

Friday, December 25, 2009

Im sat blogging on Christmas day.
May this be the evidence that my life takes boredom to a whole new level?
;)

hey-ho. 
Christmas day genuinely gets less&less exhillerating as the years passed.
i remember all the olderss' telling me that one day, Christmas just wont feel like Christmas, and excitement will turn to stress. There'll be a lack of presents, & Christmas day will seem like all the other 364 days of the year..
This year was it.

My blogs are suddenly becoming more and more pathetically short with a lack of interest.. so imma dash, but i promise starting tomorrow, i'll post stories with actual meanings behind them..

-x-

 

cue the excitement..

July 21, 2010


Thursday, December 24, 2009

well; it's been a while since i'd published an image of just myself on a post, so i figured that i'd let you all see the 'new' me..
Looks the same? Couldnt agree more!
Lastnight was my work party, and as you can probably guess, this photograph was taken just before i left to dance my socks off all night. On the arrival, it was dead. The leisure centres were seperated onto different tables, & on the tables were different groups.. Noone was dancing -- & the music playing was completely shit.. Then all of a sudden BAYUM: looked across the room to find the dancefloor full -- & there was two boys from back at school. Helloooo fellow dancers of the night.. ;)
-- someone please explain to me how the hell i got drunk outa my face on vodka & cokes; yet didnt pay for ONE drink?! Good night? i think so! ;)
Tbh, the whole night turned out to be pretty amazing in the end. i spent most of it with Cullen.. (from school), but danced with a right load-a randomers. it was great!!

oooh; & for the record, the excitement factor of Christmas has definitely kicked in..
it is now officially CHRISTMAS EVE, and i'm completely excited for Christmas! ;]
Is it sad that i've stayed up til 01:21am just to write a blog post to share my excitement of this glorious holiday?!

Lastnight has worn me out -- i need sleep.
Sleep deprivation is not a good look tbh.
Plus, im going to the cinema tomorrow!

Listen to The saturdays- Ego.

or
Taylor Swift- Santa Baby < Sure to get you into the hype of xmas!

 

It's beginning to look alot like CHRISTMASSS;

July 21, 2010

Thursday, December 17, 2009

Snow. SNOW. England + Snow. wow.

So today is the 17th of December.. Meaning that we're currently sitting 8 days away from Christmas day. The most celebrated holiday of the year, throughout the many countries of the world.
Would anyone care to tell me why the hell i am so unexcited?!
This year, i actually sat there and watched my dad & sister put up all've the Christmas decorations without lifting a finger and honestly couldnt even care less about them! Dont get me wrong, i completely love the whole Christmas atmosphere - the pretty lights, the trees with colour co-ordinating baubles, multi-coloured patterned presents, children infested in red&white Santa Clause hats, stressed parents. Oh, it's all in the fun of Christmas! 
i wonder what im getting for Christmas?
hmm.. i guess i'll find out soon enough!

okay, i need sleep now.. Promise to keep you updated on my excitement levels!
-x-

 

Mrs. Jonas-to-be? ;)

July 21, 2010

Thursday, November 19, 2009

WOW
Jonas Brother = The best concert that i have ever seen.





This was the most immense adventure of my life, i think!
Yumyumyumyumyumyumyumyumyum ;):)
i love JONAS. End of.

Honestly, these last couple of weeks have been pretty darn good tbh!
First on my little adveture list was 'Le Jonas touuur':
Monday night, i rushed like a crazed man woman from work to pack all've my stuff for the next 2days ahead of me, making sure that i had everything that i needed to ensure that my darling Joseph Jonas would notice that i'm who he's been looking for ;)
So, after half an hour of intense packing, i scuttled off to Kayleigh & Natalie's house -- (My fellow Jonas lovers..) -- & then i met Jade - (Another crazed Jonas fan ;)) Seriously, the feeling of excitement that i was feeling that night was one of the most intense emotions i've ever had the experience of feeling before.
The preparation for the gorgeous boys came in the form of making sure that everything was colour-coordinated, & didnt clash. We cant have us looking stupid now can we?
So, after numerous hours of levels of hyperness beyond belief, we finally decided to hit the hay -- at almost 3am, knowing that we had to be up in three hours -- Goodtimes!
6am:
We all get up, and seriously, i was compleeeetely overwhelmed with the feeling of excitement that had suddenly overcome me.
Excitement + hyperness = One hell of a funny day!
We left for the bus at about 10 - and if i'd of had a pound for every funny look that we got -(Bearing in mind that there were 4 teens walking through the centre of town with averagely sized suitcases) -- i'd be rich! Then, not only did we have to get a bus, but we then had to get a tram to get to the train station.. So much hastle in lunchtime rush!
12-ish:
Fiiiiinaallyyyy on the train! This is where i compleeetely realised that not only was i going to Birmingham, but i was actually going to see The Jonas Brothers in real life!
The train journey went pretty quickly tbh :') Haahaa, Jade & Natalie actually got stuck in the toilets. Funny.
The next hours were pretty boring - so i'll skip.

We spent hours in the hotel room getting ready. It was almost 5.30, and it was a good 20minute walk, and it was compleeetely pitch black, so we finally decided to set off :')
Aaaah.
it was so cold! haahaa. Super-dooper sad times considering that i had a little dress on!

Im pretty sure that you're getting bored now -- So i'll just inform you that Jonas Brothers were absolutely amazing. The best show i've ever seen i would say.
i seriously neeeed to do some homework now
speak soon.
x

 

untitled.

July 21, 2010

Tuesday, October 27, 2009

Hmm. You know when you just have those days where you're so indecisive? Well, im having an indecisive 2 weeks!
This is the third time that i've begun this post, & each time, it's been completely different -- although this is the furthest i've gotten so far!
So yeah, i couldnt make my mind up about what to call this post, so i thought that i'd leave it down to you to see what you interpret from this post. :)

Anywho.
Aaahhh-- How i love love love school college holidaaays!
We have a week off this week, and i actually have plans for every single day :):)
but yeah. i sure do love love love holidays!
Lastnight, me & my bestfriends had an oldtime sleepover.
Caroline; Grace; Becca; Tasha; Lauren; Kiran & Kayleigh
we spent the night watching films, drinking cherryade, and eating pizza; haribos and crisps.
It was so amazingly good - thankss guys! :')

So yesterday, before the amazing night (!!), i went on an actual date. Trust me, they're really not all they're cracked up to be! They're awkward, odd & i just couldnt wait to leave tbh!!
good start? i think not.

right; im gonna have to go to bed now. i'm feeling a taaad bit tired!

Listen to: Cobra Starship - Good girls go bad        
Miley Cyrus - Party in the USA.